🍬 The Only BS I Tolerate Is Blood Sugar

Blood sugar? Monitored. Bullsh*t? Absolutely not.

🧃🩸🙄 This sticker diagnoses nonsense before the glucometer even loads.

Designed for every nurse who's out of insulin, patience, and tolerance for anyone pretending they're the sickest person in the room. Stick this anywhere you need an emotional glucose buffer — your water bottle, your clipboard, or directly over your coworker’s face on the unit board.

📉 Charge Nurse Report:

✅ BS Detected: Just blood sugar. Calm down.

✅ Sticker: Kiss-cut, waterproof, and fed up.

❌ Tolerance Level: Critically low. No interventions planned.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Comes quicker than a low glucose panic page.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

🧠 FAQ (For the Sugar-Snapped):

🧃 Waterproof? — Like your last iced coffee. Unlike your mental state.

📏 Size? — Kiss-cut to sass, not to scale. Fits laptops, bottles, trauma.

🎁 Giftable? — For your favorite sugar-slinger or sass specialist.

💀 HR-approved? — Technically? No. Realistically? Try me.