☕ Panic @ Hour 12 Sticker

Coffee First. Panic Later. Chart Never.

☕💻🧠 Documentation is a myth. Adrenaline is real. So is the existential dread at Hour 12.

This sticker isn’t just a mood — it’s your unofficial charting protocol. Slam caffeine, delay documentation, then emotionally spiral when the shift leader asks for your MAR notes. Put this 3x3" badge of burnout on your laptop, Hydro Flask, or forehead. Bonus points if you forgot your login again.

📋 Chart Review:

✅ Coffee Intake: Approaching unsafe levels

✅ Emotional Stability: Replaced with sarcasm

❌ Charting Completed: Let’s not talk about that

❌ Sanity Check: Hour 12 is when the hallucinations start

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Because regret doesn’t wait 5-7 business days

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Before You Timeout Your Life):

🧠 Waterproof? — Like your iced coffee. Unlike your mental state.

📏 Size? — Kiss-cut for max chaos. Roughly 3x3" vibes.

🎁 Giftable? — For your favorite chart-dodger or code-runner.

🩺 Work-safe? — Emotionally hostile but Joint Commission-neutral.