🚨 One Call Light from HR Sticker

Vitals stable. Mouth? HR-ready.

📟😮💨💥 Badge clipped, filter off, soul lightly singed.

This 3x2” sticker is your official warning label — emotionally worn, spiritually restrained, and mentally one sarcastic comment away from an HR write-up. Slap it on your water bottle, laptop, or charting station before you verbally triage someone into tears. You’re not the problem… you just saw too much and said what everyone else was thinking.

📋 Internal Incident Report:

✅ Vitals: Stable-ish.

✅ Filter: On life support.

❌ Patience: Actively hemorrhaging.

❌ Impulse control: No longer chartable.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Shows up quicker than that “friendly” HR email.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (Before You Page Me):

🧼 Waterproof? — Unlike your last HR email.

📏 Size? — 3x2” of borderline insubordination.

🎁 Giftable? — Only to the unhinged and the honest.

🩺 Work-safe? — Until management reads it.