⚠️ WARNING: Patience Not Included With Infusion Sticker

⚠️ Infusing rage, sarcasm, and caffeine.

🧪🔌🧠 Warning label for the nurse who’s out of flushes *and* feelings.

This 3x3” sticker is for the RN whose patience ran dry four IV starts ago. If you’ve been paged for something stupid, had to explain how gravity works (again), and are one beeping pump away from a breakdown — slap this warning on your med cart, badge, or forehead. It won’t help... but it might save someone else.

💉 Contents May Include:

⚠️ Patience: Not included. Not even PRN.

⚠️ Compassion: Backordered since 2020.

⚠️ Infusion knowledge: Dangerous. Weaponized with sarcasm.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Because rage is time-sensitive.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓FAQ (Before You Snap the Tubing):

🧼 Waterproof? — Like your trauma bonding group chat.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of "I warned you."

🎁 Giftable? — For the coworker who fake-laughs at consults.

🩺 Work-safe? — Unless you’re precepting a snowflake.