📺 🛋️ PT Yells “Help!” — It’s the TV Remote | Nurse Meltdown Tee
Dark-humor gear engineered for 12-hour chaos. Laugh through the shift. Gift the sanity.
- Premium feel • Nurse-approved fit
- Machine-washable sarcasm
- 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free Guarantee
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When HELP means “find the remote.”
PT yells “Help!” You sprint. It’s… the TV remote. This nurse humor t-shirt salutes the meltdown moments that still make you laugh on the drive home.
Soft, shift-proof comfort — cozy enough for post-shift couch triage.
Nurse-authentic humor — dark, never punching down.
Conversation starter — debriefs, break room, pre-charting.
Quick picks
- 🪡 Fit: Unisex. Prefer roomy? Size up (burrito-belly buffer).
- 🎨 Colors: Black, Dark Grey Heather, Navy.
- 📐 Sizes: S–3XL. Use the “Size guide” by the selector (or see the last image).
- 🚚 Delivery: Arrives in 3–7 days — ETA shown at checkout.
- 🔁 Exchanges: Free size swaps.
- ✅ Risk-free: 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free.
Details: Soft ringspun blend, DTG print, machine wash cold, tumble dry low.
Why nurses love it
- Reads like patient education—concise & accurate (with better jokes).
- Coffee + side-eye booster (metaphorical, sadly).
- Tiny grin that saves your shift.
FAQ (for nurses on the brink)
Will this stop non-emergent call lights?
We’re good, not magical. Your sanity gets a small upgrade.
HR-safe?
Safe enough for huddle. HR will live.
Shipping & Returns
Fast fulfillment. Free size exchanges. 30-Day Laugh-Or-It’s-Free.
✅ Conforms to our CRO Expert Canon (Baymard, CXL, Speero, The Good, Oddit, Shopify): story → benefits → size help + arrival date → clear risk-reversal.