📺 “Help!” = TV Remote Emergency – Sticker
$6.50
When a patient yells “HELP!” but it’s just because Judge Judy went to commercial.
📺🔊🫠 You've sprinted for less. You deserve compensation — and this sticker.
This 3x3” kiss-cut sticker captures the exact moment your soul left your body: when you thought someone was coding but they just needed the TV volume up. Slap this on your clipboard, water bottle, or forehead the next time a patient screams bloody murder for “channel 7.” You're not a remote, Brenda — you're a nurse on the brink.
📡 Emergency Broadcast Report:
✅ Code TV: Called for Judge Judy.
✅ Vitals: Yours? Elevated. Theirs? Perfect.
❌ Help needed: Only if the remote’s out of reach.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives faster than your eye-roll.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15
❝ I nearly broke my ankle sprinting to stop what I thought was a fall — it was just The Price Is Right. This sticker is my therapy. ❞ — Becky M., Tele, Arizona
❓ FAQ (Frequently Questioned Assignments):
📺 Waterproof? — Like your iced coffee and tolerance for chaos.
📏 Size? — 3x3" kiss-cut but spiritually full-sized sarcasm.
🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who doesn’t even flinch anymore.
🩺 Work-appropriate? — Until management figures out how to change the batteries themselves.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.