💬 BB Founder Note:
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
📺 “Help!” = TV Remote Emergency – Sticker
$6.50
When a patient yells “HELP!” but it’s just because Judge Judy went to commercial.
📺🔊🫠 You've sprinted for less. You deserve compensation — and this sticker.
This 3x3” kiss-cut sticker captures the exact moment your soul left your body: when you thought someone was coding but they just needed the TV volume up. Slap this on your clipboard, water bottle, or forehead the next time a patient screams bloody murder for “channel 7.” You're not a remote, Brenda — you're a nurse on the brink.
📡 Emergency Broadcast Report:
✅ Code TV: Called for Judge Judy.
✅ Vitals: Yours? Elevated. Theirs? Perfect.
❌ Help needed: Only if the remote’s out of reach.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives faster than your eye-roll.
💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15
❝ I nearly broke my ankle sprinting to stop what I thought was a fall — it was just The Price Is Right. This sticker is my therapy. ❞ — Becky M., Tele, Arizona
❓ FAQ (Frequently Questioned Assignments):
📺 Waterproof? — Like your iced coffee and tolerance for chaos.
📏 Size? — 3x3" kiss-cut but spiritually full-sized sarcasm.
🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who doesn’t even flinch anymore.
🩺 Work-appropriate? — Until management figures out how to change the batteries themselves.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Free over $75.