💬 REPORT Button = TED Talk | Nurse Sarcasm Tee

Report starts bedside... ends in therapy.

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4,872+ Nurses Oversharing Daily at Shift Change

“Report starts with vitals, ends with trauma.” If you’ve ever tried to hand off a patient and ended up confessing your life story in the breakroom, this tee gets it. Because your shift change shouldn’t feel like a podcast—but sometimes it absolutely does.

🔥 Why Nurses Love It (And Should Maybe Stop Talking):

🎙️ Podcast Energy: When “SOB post-fall” turns into “also I think my marriage is ending.”

👀 Decorative Button, Deep Confessions: The shirt may be fake—but the trauma is real.

🧃 Spills the Juice: Report with side of heartbreak, hot gossip, or HR violations.

💬 Built for Oversharing: Fits perfectly with that nurse voice that can’t whisper.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives before your next shift swap spiral.

❓ FAQ (For the Oversharingly Unwell):

❓ Will this stop me from trauma-dumping in report? — No. But at least you’ll look good doing it.

📏 Soft? — So soft it absorbs shame and tea.

🎁 Giftable? — Perfect for your favorite TMI coworker.

🎧 Can this be worn on your nurse podcast? — Yes. But only if it’s unhinged and slightly inappropriate.