📋 Report = Lies, Confusion & Regret | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt
$48.00
Gossip rounds in session. Mic up for Report.
🎙️🎧💀 Report: Where the meds are late and the tea is hot.
It’s not just handoff—it’s confession hour. Nurses turn bedside report into a 10-minute podcast of patient chaos, coworker complaints, and mid-shift existential spirals. This sweatshirt says it all: welcome to the only radio show that ends in regret and an admission.
🎤 Featured in This Shift's Episode:
🧾 Report Recap: 20% patient facts, 80% personal drama.
📉 Morale: Lower than the patient's hemoglobin.
🎭 Vocal Fry + Eye Roll: Required.
🛏️ Bedside to Breakdown: Happens by minute five.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Get yours before the next chaotic handoff.
❝ I wore this during night shift and my preceptor said ‘You’re the main character in every report I’ve heard.’ Good. That’s the goal. ❞ — Jay M., ICU, Illinois
❓ FAQ (Fully Admitted):
🧠 Is this clinical? — No. It’s emotional documentation.
📏 Does it fit? — Like a perfectly timed eye-roll. Runs true to size.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Give it to your gossip-shift partner.
🩺 Can I wear it to report? — Only if you’ve got regrets to share.
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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.