💬 BB Founder Note:
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
You’re not broken. You’re just caffeinated, sarcastic, and spiritually unavailable.
This kit is your permission slip to laugh through the burnout.
📋 Report = Lies, Confusion & Regret | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt
$48.00
Gossip rounds in session. Mic up for Report.
🎙️🎧💀 Report: Where the meds are late and the tea is hot.
It’s not just handoff—it’s confession hour. Nurses turn bedside report into a 10-minute podcast of patient chaos, coworker complaints, and mid-shift existential spirals. This sweatshirt says it all: welcome to the only radio show that ends in regret and an admission.
🎤 Featured in This Shift's Episode:
🧾 Report Recap: 20% patient facts, 80% personal drama.
📉 Morale: Lower than the patient's hemoglobin.
🎭 Vocal Fry + Eye Roll: Required.
🛏️ Bedside to Breakdown: Happens by minute five.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Get yours before the next chaotic handoff.
❝ I wore this during night shift and my preceptor said ‘You’re the main character in every report I’ve heard.’ Good. That’s the goal. ❞ — Jay M., ICU, Illinois
❓ FAQ (Fully Admitted):
🧠 Is this clinical? — No. It’s emotional documentation.
📏 Does it fit? — Like a perfectly timed eye-roll. Runs true to size.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Give it to your gossip-shift partner.
🩺 Can I wear it to report? — Only if you’ve got regrets to share.
🔥 3 people are eyeing this now — don’t wait!
🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Free over $75.