🧾 REPORT: Lies, Confessions & Regrets | 20oz Stainless Nurse Tumbler
$32.00
Report time: Where HIPAA dies and gossip thrives.
🎤🧠📉 Lies, trauma, exes, vibes. Patient info optional.
This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is your backstage pass to the most chaotic performance of the shift: nurse report. Equal parts confession booth and dramatic reenactment, you’ll hear about everyone’s ex, weekend, trauma dump—and maybe (just maybe) if the patient’s NPO. Perfect for holding caffeine while you nod along like “yep, I totally got all that.”
🗣️ Report Realness Rundown:
✅ Vitals? “Stable-ish. I think.”
✅ Code status? “I wanna say full... maybe?”
❌ HIPAA compliant? Absolutely not.
❌ Mentally helpful? Not even a little.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives faster than a made-up bowel movement in report.
❝ She told me about her divorce, her crystals, her lunch—and then said ‘Oh, and he’s on 2L O2.’ Iconic. This tumbler is her spirit animal. ❞ — Tiff B., Stepdown, Nevada
❓ FAQ (Confession-Ready):
🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yep. Unlike that report you just got.
📏 Size? — 20oz of overheard chaos.
🎁 Giftable? — For nurses who spill more tea than meds.
🩺 Work-approved? — Only if they don’t scan the QR code.
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🚚 Flat $4.99 shipping — Patience ran out before your shift did. Free over $35.