🚫 Restricted After Midnight: Food, Water & Boundaries | Nurse Sticker 3″

Restricted After Midnight: food, fluids, and the will to live.

🥤🩸🚫 If this sticker’s on your chart, it’s already too late.

This 3x3” burnout beacon is the perfect slap for any nurse running on adrenaline, bile, and one stolen graham cracker. Your badge smells like ICU and your stomach thinks you died. Stick it on your bottle of tears, your med cart of doom, or that soul-crushing clipboard of Q2 charting. You’re not fasting — you’re dissociating professionally.

🩺 Shift Lab Results:

❌ Glucose: Low enough to hallucinate.

❌ Hydration: Code brown level dry.

❌ Boundaries: Written in dry-erase and wiped by management.

✅ Resilience: Just enough to fake a smile in huddle.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Quicker than a “help me to the commode” after lunch trays.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓FAQ (Before You Collapse in the Supply Closet):

🧃 Waterproof? — Like your emotional barriers.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of clinical neglect.

🎁 Giftable? — If they’ve cried during hourly rounding, yes.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — As long as no one reports you to Joint Commission.