☕ PRN Coffee & Shift Trauma | 20oz Tumbler for Nurses on the Edge

Running on PRN coffee & suppressed rage since day one of this career mistake.

☕🧠🔥🚨 Shift vitals: HR 140, BP rage, coping status pending.

This 20oz matte black tumbler is your portable psych hold. Designed for nurses who sprint on caffeine, disassociate in the med room, and fake empathy like it’s a paid skill. If you’ve ever questioned your life choices while unclogging a Foley with tears in your eyes—this is your emotional support cup. It won’t get you out of the shift, but it’ll keep your espresso hot while you spiral in silence.

🩺 Official Shift Status Report:

✅ Caffeine level: 1000ml bolus. No filter. No regrets.

✅ Patience: Flatlined. Not a full code.

❌ Emotional processing: Delayed x eternity.

❌ Will to socialize: DNR signed.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships quicker than your last mental exit strategy.

❓ FAQ (Filed Under: Not Coping):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yes. Unlike your sense of peace.

📏 Size? — 20oz of trauma, ice, and espresso shots.

🎁 Giftable? — For the coworker you trauma-bond with.

🩺 Work-friendly? — Not Joint Commission-safe, but emotionally necessary.