🧠 Running on PRN Coffee + Shift Trauma

Caffeinated, traumatized, and legally clocked in.

🧠⚡💉 If the ICU trauma doesn't get you, the coffee will.

This kiss-cut sticker is basically a vital sign for your soul: one part PRN espresso, one part unresolved shift trauma. Stick it anywhere you need your coworkers to lower their expectations and back away slowly. Fits on water bottles, laptops, badge reels, and wherever the burnout lives.

🩺 Clinical Debrief:

✅ Caffeine level: Dangerously therapeutic.

✅ Emotional status: Legally conscious.

❌ Boundaries: Not included in this shift.

📏 Sticker format: Kiss-cut with approx. 3x3 backing — design is smaller and anxiety-shaped.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Hits your mailbox faster than a med error reaches your inbox.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (In Case You’re Still Coherent):

🧠 Waterproof? — Like your iced coffee. Unlike your mental state.

📏 Size? — Kiss-cut on 3x3 backing. Design varies smaller.

🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Especially for the nurse who hasn’t blinked since Tuesday.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — Emotionally damaging but Joint Commission neutral.