SLEEP? WHO NEEDS IT? COFFEE? WHO CAN AFFORD IT?
Welcome to nursing school, where “sleep” is a foreign concept, and your coffee addiction is borderline concerning. You’re running on 3 hours of sleep, 17 cups of coffee, and pure determination. But hey, at least you’re surviving!
This 11oz mug is for nursing students who are too busy cramming for exams, saving lives during clinicals, and mastering the art of caffeine IV drips to even consider hitting the hay. Sleep may be for the weak, but so is coffee apparently—so why even bother with either?
🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before Your Brain Completely Short-Circuits):
✔️ 11oz of Liquid Caffeine Strength – Because some days, you need more than just coffee to survive nursing school.
✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Tough enough for nonstop studying, 6am lectures, and last-minute care plans.
✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because who has time to hand-wash mugs when you’re busy pretending to understand anatomy?
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your excitement to finish another week of exams.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Nursing Students Who’ve Accepted Their Fate – Because sleep is overrated and coffee is an art.
💀 Who Needs This Mug?
🔥 Nursing Students Who’ve Accepted That 4 Hours of Sleep Is a Win.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Used “I’m Going to Study” as an Excuse to Drink More Coffee.
🔥 Future Nurses Who Can’t Remember the Last Time They Had a Full Night’s Rest.
🔥 Anyone Who Knows That Caffeine is Their Most Consistent Friend.
📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!
🚀 Order now before your next caffeine withdrawal makes you cry in the library.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Who Needs Sleep Anyway?
