⏳ Vitals: Done. Crisis: Managed. Sanity: Pending. Sticker

Vitals charted, crisis contained, sanity... buffering.

💉🔥🧠 Stability is for patients — not the nurse who just ran a rapid solo.

This 2x2” sticker is the perfect little diagnostic label for any nurse who survived a full-blown dumpster fire of a shift — but left their mental stability somewhere in the clean utility room. Stick it on your badge reel, water bottle, or the chart you keep spiritually avoiding. You’re not okay, but the patient is — and that’s all anyone documents.

🩺 Post-Crisis Report:

✅ Vitals: Stable, unlike your group chat.

✅ Crash cart: Untouched but spiritually deployed.

❌ Mental wellness: Lost during hourly rounding.

❌ Sanity ETA: Pending final caffeine bolus.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Delivers faster than a patient screaming “nurse!” for no reason.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (While You're Still Conscious):

🧠 Waterproof? — Absolutely. Unlike your will to keep smiling.

📏 Size? — 2x2 inches of emotional triage.

🎁 Giftable? — Only to the nurse who laughed during a rapid.

🩺 Work-friendly? — If no one reads past “vitals,” you’re fine.