BECAUSE NURSING = FLUID MANAGEMENT, WHETHER YOU LIKE IT OR NOT.
You didn’t choose the pee life—the pee life chose you. Whether you’re emptying foleys, dodging splash zones, or explaining (again) that dark yellow means please drink water, this sweatshirt is your badge of honor. It’s warm, it’s cozy, and best of all? It’s 100% pee-proof. (Just kidding… but also, maybe?)
Wear it to work, to clinicals, or to awkwardly reassure patients that, yes, they really do need to give you a sample.
🔥 Why This Sweatshirt Belongs in Your Wardrobe:
✔️ Ridiculously Soft & Cozy Fabric – Like a warm hug after a code brown close call.
✔️ Unisex Fit & Multiple Sizes – Because urine management knows no gender.
✔️ Durable, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your will to be polite after handling your 5th full urinal.
✔️ Perfect for Freezing Hospital Units – Because why are they always set to ‘Antarctica’ anyway?
✔️ The Ultimate Nurse Gift – For ICU, Med-Surg, Urology, Dialysis, or anyone who’s spent too much time explaining the importance of hydration.
💀 Who Needs This Sweatshirt?
🔥 Med-Surg & ICU Nurses Who Know That Pee Tells All.
🔥 CNAs & Techs Who’ve Had Too Many Close Calls.
🔥 Urology & Dialysis Staff Who Are Way Too Comfortable Discussing Urine Color.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Ever Had a Patient “Miss” the Cup (On Purpose).
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🚀 Order now before your next shift drowns you in bodily fluids.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because Pee Happens!
