☕ “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying (Must Be the Caffeine)” T-Shirt – Because Sleep is a Myth and Coffee is a Lifeline 🔥😭

THE TEARS AREN’T FROM EXHAUSTION… OKAY, MAYBE THEY ARE.

Let’s get real—nursing isn’t for the weak. You’ve survived back-to-back shifts, pulled more all-nighters than a college student before finals, and powered through 12 hours on nothing but caffeine, stubbornness, and pure willpower. So when your eyes get a little misty, let’s just blame it on the coffee, not the soul-crushing exhaustion.

This shirt is for the overworked, under-caffeinated, sleep-deprived superheroes who somehow still show up, still care, and still keep pushing through. Whether you’re wiping away tears of frustration, laughter, or straight-up caffeine withdrawal, one thing is certain—you’re not crying… or at least, you won’t admit it.

🔥 Why You NEED This Shirt (Before You Have to Wipe Away Another ‘Caffeine-Induced’ Tear):

✔️ Soft, Premium Fabric – Because if you’re running on fumes, at least your shirt should feel like a hug.

✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your patience when someone asks, “Rough night?”

✔️ Perfect for Nurses Who Run on Coffee and Hope – Because there’s no time for breakdowns—only caffeine breaks.

✔️ Available in All Sizes – Because caffeine dependency doesn’t discriminate.

💀 Who NEEDS This Shirt?

🔥 ICU Nurses Who’ve Had More Emotional Breakdowns Over an Empty Coffee Pot Than a Code Blue.

🔥 ER Nurses Who Can Triage a Patient in 10 Seconds but Can’t Function Without Their First Cup of Coffee.

🔥 Med-Surg Nurses Who Know That Charting on No Sleep is a Legit Form of Torture.

🔥 L&D Nurses Who Cry More Than the Newborns When They’re Running on 3 Hours of Sleep.

🔥 Nursing Students Who Are Holding It Together with Espresso and a Prayer.

📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!

🚀 Order now before your next caffeine crash makes you too emotional to function.

🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You Can’t Cry If You’re Too Busy Caffeinating.

⭐ What Nurses Are Saying (AKA Their Caffeine-Induced Reviews):

“I wore this to work, and my charge nurse took one look at me and said, ‘Accurate.’ Enough said.” – Mandy R., ER Nurse

“I’m a NICU nurse, and honestly, the only thing keeping me together some nights is this shirt and my espresso machine.” – Sarah T., NICU RN

“Med-Surg is rough. I may have actually cried in this shirt, but I stand by my story—it was the caffeine.” – James L., Med-Surg Nurse

“Nursing school is HELL, and this shirt describes my life perfectly. 10/10 would recommend.” – Emily W., Nursing Student