DON’T WORRY, I’VE GOT THIS. AND I’VE SEEN WORSE.
You know that moment when you get a patient who’s like, “I’m just here for a simple checkup,” and then you’re handed a bedpan full of mystery liquid? Yeah, you’re the one who steps up like a superhero in scrubs and handles it like a boss. You don’t just manage pee, you manage chaos—because you know, urine good hands… even if it smells like a little more than you bargained for.
This 15oz mug is for those nurses who’ve turned handling bodily fluids into an art form. You’ve calmly explained the difference between dark yellow and dehydration, made urine samples your best friend (yes, you really can tell by the color), and somehow made the whole “pee” conversation way less awkward.
🔥 Why You NEED This Mug (Before You Get Another “Interesting” Sample):
✔️ 15oz of Pure Confidence – Because some situations require more than just coffee—they require unwavering, totally-not-phased bravery.
✔️ Premium Ceramic Build – Strong enough to handle multiple sample requests, charting marathons, and pretending you didn’t just gag when you got the “special” sample.
✔️ Dishwasher & Microwave Safe – Because you don’t have time to scrub mugs when you’re busy saving lives… and cleaning up after them.
✔️ Bold, High-Quality Print – Won’t fade, unlike your interest in discussing fluid intake by the third hour of your shift.
✔️ Perfect Gift for Nurses Who Handle Pee Like a Boss – Because someone has to do it, and that someone is you.
💀 Who Needs This Mug?
🔥 ER & ICU Nurses Who’ve Seen More Than Just Fluids—They’ve Seen EVERYTHING.
🔥 Med-Surg RNs Who Can Handle a Foley Like No One Else.
🔥 Nursing Students Who Have Accepted That Pee is Just Part of the Job.
🔥 Anyone Who’s Had a Patient Say “I Don’t Have to Go” While You’re Staring at Their Full Bladder on the Monitor.
📦 Fast Shipping – Limited Stock Available!
🚀 Order now before your next shift gives you even more “interesting” specimens to analyze.
🛒 Click ‘Add to Cart’ Now—Because You’re Always Ready to Deal With the Pee.
