💩 Valor in Fecal Warfare Sticker – No Backup. No Ammo. No Dignity.

Survived Code Brown Bravo — but not emotionally intact.

💩⚔️🧠 Because fecal warfare is real — and you fought on the frontlines.

This 3x3” badge of “honor” is for the nurse who got hit with a Code Brown, lost backup, had zero morale, and somehow still charted it. Perfect for water bottles, laptops, or the clipboard that’s seen sh*t. You’re not okay — and that’s exactly why this exists.

💩 After-Action Report:

✅ Mission: Completed with psychological injuries.

❌ Morale: Missing since lunch was skipped.

❌ Support: None. You *were* the backup.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Moves faster than a bed alarm with no context.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (You Deserve Answers):

🧠 Waterproof? — Yep. Code Brown-proof? Emotionally, no.

📏 Size? — 3x3” of battlefield documentation.

🎁 Giftable? — 10/10 for any nurse fresh out of the trauma bay.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — If admin asks, it’s a coping mechanism.