🧠 Emotionally Stable? I’m Sticker-Shocked.

Vitals stable. Nurse... spiritually hemorrhaging.

📉😬🧃 Sticker therapy for the nurse running on trauma, caffeine, and 4 minutes of sleep.

This 3×3” sticker belongs on every badge reel, med cart, or device you’re crying into. Perfect for nurses who say “I’m fine” with the same energy as a Code Blue. Stick it where you pretend to be okay — it’s cheaper than therapy and twice as petty.

🩺 Emergency Shift Report:

✅ Vitals: Documented. You're still spiraling.

❌ Sanity: Left AMA mid-shift.

✅ Charting: 92 tabs open, all ignored.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Moves faster than Joint Commission when the unit hides drinks.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ Shift FAQ:

🧠 Waterproof? — Yep. Because the emotional damage isn’t.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of clinical chaos.

🎁 Giftable? — For the nurse who doesn’t blink during codes.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — Let’s just say it hasn’t been flagged... yet.