🩺 Vitals: Crisis. Sanity: Optional. | Nurse Shift Tee
$28.00
You stabilized the patient—not your mental health.
⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️⭐️ 4,023+ nurses embracing the chaos
You’ve done vitals, dodged a psych meltdown, and calmed a family with Wi-Fi complaints. Now you can declare your own mental status: Pending.
🧠 Nurse Sanity Checklist:
🩸 Vitals? Done. Barely flinched.
🔥 Crisis? Managed. Still twitching.
🧘♀️ Sanity? Pending review by your therapist.
🚩 Emotionally Stable? Define stable.
📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Arrives faster than your patience runs out.
❝ Gave CPR, deescalated a psych patient, and restocked the entire med room. Wore this shirt the next day to cope. ❞ — Janine, Trauma RN, Nevada
❓ FAQ (For the Sanity-Challenged):
💊 Will this shirt fix my burnout? — No. But it’ll validate your suffering.
📏 Does it shrink? — No, unlike your coping mechanisms.
🎁 Giftable? — Yes. Especially to your therapist.
🧼 Machine washable? — Yes. But sanity’s still pending.
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