🩺 Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending. | Nurse Burnout Sweatshirt

Vitals look fine. Sanity’s another story.

🧠🩺☕ Because the chart says stable, but your mind is circling the drain.

This isn’t just a sweatshirt, it’s your full clinical status report. You handled codes, admissions, and twelve call lights—but now you can’t remember your own name. Slap on this crewneck and let them know: the vitals are fine, but the mental state? Pending review.

📋 Your Mental Status Exam Includes:

💉 Vitals: Stable, mostly because you said so.

🧯 Crisis: Contained (for now).

🌀 Sanity: Awaiting labs. Check back never.

🔁 Repeat Shift Syndrome: Positive.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Grab it before your next 3-in-a-row.

❓ FAQ (Fully Admitted):

🧠 Is this clinical? — No, but it’s mentally accurate.

📏 Does it fit? — Like a compression sock on hour ten. Snug, soft, reliable.

🎁 Giftable? — For the coworker who's mentally checked out but still shows up.

🩺 Can I wear it to work? — Yes. Especially if it’s your fourth shift this week.