💊 Vitals: Stable(ish) Crisis: Contained Sanity: LOL No — 3x3 Nurse Sticker

Vitals: stable(ish). Crisis: contained. Sanity: lol, absolutely not.

🧠💊🧬 You stabilized a whole patient but can’t remember your login.

This 3x3" sticker is for every nurse who survived back-to-back call lights, ran a trauma, got verbally assaulted by a confused granny — and still managed to chart vitals. Slap this on your badge, water bottle, or psych eval form. Emotional damage? Documented. Stability? Pending caffeine clearance.

🩺 Sticker Status Report:

✅ Vitals: Fine-ish. Good enough for bedside.

✅ Crisis: Contained, barely. Mostly with sarcasm.

❌ Sanity: Expired shift change ago.

❌ Chill: Left in the break room next to your lunch.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Hits your door quicker than a patient yelling "I'm wet!"

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓ FAQ (For Legal Reasons, This is Satire):

🧠 Waterproof? — Obviously. Like your mental defenses.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of barely-holding-it-together energy.

🎁 Giftable? — For nurses, students, or the one tech who saw too much.

🩺 Work-appropriate? — If your boss doesn’t read emojis, you’re golden.