🧠 Vitals Stable. Nurse Unhinged. Sticker

Vitals stable.
Nurse unhinged.

🧠🚨👀 This shift was held together with coffee, sarcasm, and one last thread of sanity.

This 3x3” sticker is your unspoken psych eval — slapped on your laptop, badge, or hydroflask with zero explanation. Your vitals may be stable, but your sense of humor is dangerously unfiltered. For the nurse who codes patients calmly and contemplates reality on the walk back to the desk.

🩺 Unofficial Chart Notes:

✅ Vitals: Green. Mind: Red.

✅ Humor: Darker than the break room coffee.

❌ Therapy: “Scan for psych eval” still pending.

❌ Stability: Do not resuscitate — just vibe.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Faster than a code brown in progress.

💸 $6.50 each or 3 for $15

❓FAQ (For Legal Reasons, Probably):

🧠 Waterproof? — Yes. Emotionally? No.

📏 Size? — 3x3 inches of stable chaos.

🎁 Giftable? — To the nurse who doesn't need therapy... allegedly.

🩺 Work-friendly? — If they don't scan it, you're fine.