💉 Vitals Stable. Nurse Unhinged. | Nurse T‑Shirt
$28.00
Vitals: stable. Nurse: unhinged.
The vitals are fine. But you’re 3 admissions deep, someone’s screaming for Dilaudid, and your call light board looks like a Christmas tree. If you’ve ever laughed while dissociating mid-shift, this is your shirt. It’s not a breakdown. It’s a lifestyle.
$28 — Cheaper than therapy. And less paperwork.
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🧷 Why It Slaps Harder Than Report:
📟Call Light Defense: Armor for endless pings from Room 4.
😵Foggy Friendly: Still looks good while spiraling mid-shift.
📦Code Brown Proof: Survives trauma, sweat, and burnt coffee.
🔁Unhinged Cycle-Ready: Meds, admits, repeat.
📬Fast Nurse Shipping: Quicker than a “HELLOOO?”
⚙️ Quick Specs:
👕Soft unisex fit (true to size)
🧵Pre-shrunk cotton blend
🖨️Durable screen-printed graphic
🧺Care: cold wash, hang dry
❝ My patient asked if I was okay. I said “I haven’t cried in the med room… today.” She nodded and pressed the call light. ❞
— Jess H., Neuro ICU
❓ FAQ (For Nurses on the Brink):
🧠Will this stop charting? — No, but you’ll look iconic while procrastinating.
📈Safe for management? — Yep. Let them see what they created.
🧺Wash guide: Cold wash. Hang dry. Don’t bleach your feelings.
🎁Giftable? — Perfect burnout RN gift.
Beyond-Bedside.com • Burnout-themed nurse merch • Designed with clinically proven sarcasm
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