😵 Vitals Stable. Nurse Unhinged. | Burnout Collection Tumbler

Vitals are fine. Your nurse? One eye twitch from snapping.

🫠🧃💀 Just because the monitor’s quiet doesn’t mean we are.

This 20oz stainless steel tumbler is for the nurse who can keep patients alive while silently plotting their escape from humanity. The chart’s clean, the rhythm’s normal, and yet somehow your mental health is in v-fib. Because surviving one more sarcastic family member, clueless float, or 42nd “quick question” might just land you in HR—or jail. Sip slowly. Swear silently.

🩺 Shift Threat Assessment:

✅ Vitals stable: Unfortunately, still on the clock.

✅ No codes called: Except the internal ones.

❌ Mental stability: Hanging by a badge reel.

❌ Tolerance left: Critically low. Do not test.

📦 Fast Nurse Shipping: Ships quicker than your filter disappears mid-shift.

❓ FAQ (Unstable Answers Pending):

🧠 Dishwasher safe? — Yes. Unlike your coworkers' emotional range.

📏 Size? — 20oz of pent-up sarcasm and caffeine.

🎁 Giftable? — For nurses who smile while dying inside.

🩺 Work-friendly? — Just don’t let HR read it up close.