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Funny Nurse Sweatshirt – Held Together by Caffeine and Crying

Funny Nurse Sweatshirt – Held Together by Caffeine and Crying

Regular price $44.95 USD
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It’s soft. It’s honest. It’s everything your therapy budget can’t afford.

This sweatshirt is for the nurse who’s been running on espresso and emotional instability since pre-shift huddle. You’ve got three call lights going off, one eyelid twitching, and a death grip on your tumbler—and somehow, you’re still upright.

So throw this on, cry in the med room, and tell burnout to kiss your Comfort Colors.

Why You’ll Love It:

  • Comfort Colors softness = the emotional support hug your unit doesn’t offer
  • ICU, ER, med-surg—wherever the crying (and caffeine) never stop
  • Oversized enough to hide your breakdown or your snacks
  • Gives coworkers a warning and a compliment
  • Great for med room therapy, couch debriefs, or post-shift ghosting

Care Instructions (aka your post-trauma laundry guide):

Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t bleach the breakdown.

Iron if your feelings come back (they won’t).

Add to cart. Put it on. And when someone asks how you’re doing—point to the shirt and walk into the med room.

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