Collection: 🚨 Nurse Favorites – The Gear That Keeps Us Sane (Barely) 🚨

Let’s be real—nursing is chaos wrapped in compression socks and held together by coffee, sarcasm, and the occasional bathroom cry session. You don’t need just any merch—you need gear that understands your struggle, speaks your language, and keeps you going when the only thing standing between you and a total breakdown is your caffeine intake.


Lucky for you, these bestselling favorites are here to help you survive the madness in style.


🔥 Nurse Must-Haves:


💉 “The Only Shots I Take Are in the ICU” MugYour version of “shots” doesn’t come with lime—it comes with syringes, epinephrine, and an overwhelming sense of responsibility.


“Caution: May Contain Caffeine and Occasional Meltdowns” T-ShirtIf there were a warning label for nurses, this would be it.


💖 “EKG: The Only Rhythm I Care About” 20oz TumblerBecause the only beats you care about are on a telemetry strip, not the dance floor.


😴 “SLEEP DEPRIVED, But Still Awesome” T-ShirtSome people run on 8 hours of sleep. You run on caffeine, adrenaline, and pure spite. And you still look amazing.


These are nurse-approved, sass-infused, and guaranteed to make your coworkers jealous.


🚀 Stock is limited—grab your faves before your next shift starts and you forget what free time feels like.


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