Collection: 🚨 Nurse Favorites – The Gear That Keeps Us Sane (Barely) 🚨
Let’s be real—nursing is chaos wrapped in compression socks and held together by coffee, sarcasm, and the occasional bathroom cry session. You don’t need just any merch—you need gear that understands your struggle, speaks your language, and keeps you going when the only thing standing between you and a total breakdown is your caffeine intake.
Lucky for you, these bestselling favorites are here to help you survive the madness in style.
🔥 Nurse Must-Haves:
💉 “The Only Shots I Take Are in the ICU” Mug – Your version of “shots” doesn’t come with lime—it comes with syringes, epinephrine, and an overwhelming sense of responsibility.
⚡ “Caution: May Contain Caffeine and Occasional Meltdowns” T-Shirt – If there were a warning label for nurses, this would be it.
💖 “EKG: The Only Rhythm I Care About” 20oz Tumbler – Because the only beats you care about are on a telemetry strip, not the dance floor.
😴 “SLEEP DEPRIVED, But Still Awesome” T-Shirt – Some people run on 8 hours of sleep. You run on caffeine, adrenaline, and pure spite. And you still look amazing.
These are nurse-approved, sass-infused, and guaranteed to make your coworkers jealous.
🚀 Stock is limited—grab your faves before your next shift starts and you forget what free time feels like.
🔗 Shop Now → beyond-bedside.com
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💀 “But Did You Die?” T-Shirt – The Official Motto of Nurses, ER Docs & Tough-Love Professionals 🚑🔥
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⚠️ “Caution: May Contain Caffeine and Occasional Meltdowns” T-Shirt – Because Being a Nurse Is Equal Parts Energy and Chaos ☕💥
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💓 “EKG: The Only Rhythm I Care About” 20oz Tumbler – Because Your Heartbeat is My Business ⚡☕
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🚑 “Emergency Department: Home of the Famous Turkey Sandwich & Dilaudid Tasting Menu” Tumbler with Straw 🦃💉
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💉 “The Only Shots I Take Are in the ICU” 11oz Mug – Because My Kind of Shots Save Lives, Not Livers ☕🔥
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💉 “I’m a Nurse – To Save Time, Let’s Just Assume I’m Never Wrong” T-Shirt – Because, Honestly, I’m Not. 🔥😏
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☕ “I’m Not Crying, You’re Crying (Must Be the Caffeine)” T-Shirt – Because Sleep is a Myth and Coffee is a Lifeline 🔥😭
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😴 “SLEEP DEPRIVED, But Still Awesome” T-Shirt – Because Running on Fumes is Basically a Nurse Superpower 💉🔥
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🩺 LIMITED EDITION Spring Valley ICU Jacket – Designed by ICU Nurses, for ICU Nurses 🚑🔥
Regular price From $66.00 USDRegular priceUnit price / per
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