No food. No water. Just chaos delivered at 2:17 a.m.
This sweatshirt is for every nurse who’s been promised peace after midnight but ended up elbows-deep in a trauma bay while running on dry heaves and iced coffee. Your patient? NPO. You? Running on nothing but panic and sarcasm.
It’s not a policy—it’s a punchline. And you’re living it.
Why You’ll Love It:
Comfort Colors softness for trauma response mode
ICU, ER, med-surg—wherever “quiet nights” are cursed
Oversized fit for warmth, snacks (if you’re lucky), and regret
Screams “I’ve seen some things” without saying a word
Night shift-approved, HR-ignored
Care Instructions (aka shift recovery protocol):
Wash cold. Tumble dry low. Don’t bleach the trauma.
Iron if your unit ever stops exploding by 3 a.m. (so… never).
Add to cart. Wear it on nights. And when someone says, “Hopefully it stays quiet,” knock on wood and tighten your drawstring.
