🔥 Sticker Chaos? Tee Therapy?

Here’s what Becky & Kyle panic‑carted in 60 seconds:

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Patients & Pee Breaks Tee
Nurse wearing tee Tee mockup front on day off

👕 Patients & Pee Breaks Tee — $32

  • 100% cotton—soft enough for existential dread naps.
  • Dark humor so obvious, charge nurses just nod.
  • Gift for the coworker you trauma‑bonded with in the med room.
👕 Grab the Tee That Gets It
★ 4.8 (126 nurse reviews) · “Still soft after a code.” — ER Nights
✔ Free U.S. shipping $50+ · Free 30‑day returns · Shop Pay / Apple Pay
Add in 1 tap 🎁 Gift this to a nurse who never sits down.
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Vitals Stable‑ish Sticker
Sticker mockup Sticker on station

🩹 Vitals Stable‑ish Sticker — $6

  • 2" glossy. Unhinged. Badge‑reel compatible.
  • Badge sticker for coworkers who pretend their sanity is “stable.”
  • Perfect for nurse gift swaps or “unit bestie” packs.
🩹 Slap on Some Sass
★ 4.7 (89 reviews) · “Sanity not included.”
✔ Free U.S. shipping $50+ · Free 30‑day returns · Shop Pay / Apple Pay
Add in 1 tap 🎁 Badge buddy for your favorite burnt‑out nurse.
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Code Brown Survivor Tumbler
Tumbler mockup Tumbler on med cart

🧃 Code Brown Survivor Tumbler — $28

  • Keeps burnout iced for 12+ hours, even during a code brown.
  • Perfect gift for the nurse who drinks coffee like an IV drip.
  • Dishwasher‑safe and drip‑proof.
🧃 Add to Cart & Sip the Chaos
★ 4.9 (64 reviews) · “Hydrate or cry.” — ER Traveler
✔ Free U.S. shipping $50+ · Free 30‑day returns · Shop Pay / Apple Pay
Add in 1 tap 🎁 Gift for nurses who “hydrate or die‑drate.”
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