Nurse-made dark-humor gear.
Laugh, vent, and gift fast—curated tees, mugs & stickers built for 12-hour chaos.
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💩 Code Brown Survivor
$28.00
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📺 Code Remote
$32.00
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📋 Report = Lies, Confusion & Regret
$48.00
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🩺 Vitals Stable. Sanity Pending.
$22.00
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💊 Vitals: Stable(ish) Crisis: Contained Sanity: LOL No — 3x3 Nurse Sticker
$6.50
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👕 Surviving on Sass & Scrubs (Funny Nurse Tees)
💀 Slap These on Before You Flatline (Nurse Stickers That Say It All)
🥤 Hydration Is Futile (Nurse Tumblers for Unhinged Shifts)
🧠 Vital Signs? Unbothered. (Dark Nurse Sweatshirts)
☕ Tolerated, Caffeinated, Slightly Sedated (Nurse Mugs That Get It)
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