Beyond Bedside Founder, Alex

Vitals May Be Stable.
Nurses? Not So Much.

☕ Caffeine. Sarcasm. Dark humor. Burnout. Still showing up? You belong here.
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🩺 “Finally, merch that gets my trauma shift. Dark humor is sanity.”
👀 Burnout? Get the Tee. Laugh. Repeat.
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Beyond Bedside Founder, Alex with Code Brown Mug
🩺 ICU OG. Now Training the Newbies.
“20+ years in the trenches. Hundreds of codes, gallons of coffee, a few pranks. (Yes, I really jumped out of a body bag once.)”
I created Beyond Bedside for every nurse who’s ever survived a Code Brown, laughed at the chaos, or needed caffeine just to be civil.
From bedside to the classroom—now I teach the new generation how to save lives, survive trauma shifts, and keep their humor when the monitor alarm won’t shut up.

Real talk? If you’re still here, you’re already part of the club.
👀 My Story: Why Beyond Bedside Exists
💚 Trusted by 3,000+ nurses (and counting) 💀 ICU-made. Dark humor approved. Faculty tested.

✨ Staff Picks (Because We're the Staff That Picks Up Extra Shifts)

Emergency Fit Tumbler
☕ Emergency Caffeine Fit
Because the only BS I tolerate is Blood Sugar.
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Matching Pee Shirts IRL
👕 Matching Pee Shirts IRL
Patients: 5. Pee Breaks: 0. Now in couples therapy.
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Code Brown Survivor Sweatshirt
💩 Code Brown Survivor
Level 7 Containment. Casual but traumatized.
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