💊 Vitals: Stable(ish) Crisis: Contained Sanity: LOL No — 3x3 Nurse Sticker

📋 Not the Doctor. Knows More. Paid Less — 3x1.5 Nurse Sticker

$6.50

🩺 Not the Doctor. Still Fixing Their Mess. Sticker

$6.50

Kiss-Cut Vinyl Decals

$6.50

📺 “Help!” = TV Remote Emergency – Sticker

$6.50

Code Brown Survivor 💩 LVL 7 Containment Sticker

$6.50

☣️ Contact Precautions Laptop Sticker

$6.50

📱 Contact Precautions — Phone Sticker

$6.50

⚠️ This Nurse Runs on Caffeine — Approach w/ coffee or GTFO (Kiss‑Cut Sticker)

$6.50

💩 Decorated for Valor in Fecal Warfare — Emoji Edition Nurse Sticker

$6.50

⚠️ WARNING: Patience Not Included With Infusion Sticker

$6.50

☕ ICU Trauma & PRN Coffee Energy – Sticker

$6.50

☕ Panic @ Hour 12 Sticker

$6.50

🍬 The Only BS I Tolerate Is Blood Sugar

$6.50

🧠 Running on PRN Coffee + Shift Trauma

$6.50

🧠 Emotionally Stable? I’m Sticker-Shocked.

$6.50

😵‍💫 Functioning? Barely. Coping? Bold of You to Assume – 3×2 Nurse Sticker

$6.50

🚨 One Call Light from HR Sticker

$6.50

☕️ Vitals Stable. Nurse? Caffeinated & Dangerous.

$6.50

☕ Coffee First. Chart Later. Sticker

$6.50

🚫 Restricted After Midnight: Food, Water & Boundaries | Nurse Sticker 3″

$6.50

💩 Valor in Fecal Warfare Sticker – No Backup. No Ammo. No Dignity.

$6.50

🪑 Break Room Therapist | No Degree. No Filter. | Nurse Sticker 3″

$6.50

🧠 Vitals Stable. Nurse Unhinged. Sticker

$6.50

🖤 Vitals: Stable. Sanity: Pending. (Black) | 3″ Vinyl Sticker

$6.50

🧠 Vitals: Stable. Sanity: Pending. | 3″ Vinyl Sticker

$6.50

⏳ Vitals: Done. Crisis: Managed. Sanity: Pending. Sticker

$6.50

🎨 Shift Sticker Pack | Burnout-Proof Nurse Gear

$9.95

🩺 Not the Doctor — Just Fixing Their Orders

$6.50

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💀 Slap These on Before You Flatline (Nurse Stickers That Say It All)